Are we learning yet?
We have to get as far away from the city as possible.
Just head south.
-Keep it under 65. We don't want to be pulled over. -Affirmative.
No... You gotta listen to the way people talk.
You don't say "affirmative" or some shit like that.
You say, "No problemo."
If someone comes off to you with an attitude, you say, "Eat me."
And if you want to shine them on, it's "Hasta la vista, baby."
Hasta la vista, baby.
Yeah, or "Later, dick-wad."
If someone gets upset, you say, "Chill out." Or you can do combinations.
-Chill out, dick-wad. -See? You're getting it.
-You got any cash? -I got a couple hundred bucks.
I'll give you half. Mom!
Get some food.
No sense of humor.
That's another thing. You can lighten up a bit yourself.
This severe routine is getting old, okay. I mean, you're acting like such a geek.
-Smile once in a while. -Smile?
Yeah, you know, smile.
Watch. Hi. Nice place you got here.
-How's business? -Give me a break.
Okay, bad example.
See that guy over there? That's a smile.
That's good. Maybe you could practice in front of a mirror or something.
Want some of my fries?
-Need any help? -No.
We're not gonna make it, are we?
People, I mean.
It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.
Yeah. Major drag, huh?
I need to know how Skynet gets built. Who's responsible?
The man most directly responsible is Miles Bennett Dyson.
-Who is that? -He's the director of special projects at Cyberdyne Systems Corporation.
-Why him? -In a few months, he creates a revolutionary type of microprocessor.
Go on. Then what?
In three years Cyberdyne will become the largest supplier of military computer systems.
All Stealth bombers are upgraded with Cyberdyne computers becoming fully unmanned.
Afterwards they fly with a perfect operational record.
The Skynet funding bill is passed. The system goes on-line on August 4, 1997.
Human decisions are removed from strategic defense.
Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate.
It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29.
In a panic, they try to pull the plug.
-Skynet fights back. -Yes.
-It launches its missiles against the targets in Russia. -Why attack Russia? Aren't they our friends now?
-Skynet knows the Russian counterattack will eliminate its enemies over here. -Jesus.
-How much do you know about Dyson? -I have detailed files.
I want to know everything.
What he looks like, where he lives, everything.
Are you going to work all day?
I'm sorry, baby. But this thing is just kicking my ass.
Miles, it's Sunday. You promised to take the kids to Raging Waters today.
I can't... I'm on a roll.
-Baby, this is going to blow them all away. It's a neural net processor. -I know. You told me.
It's a neural net processor. It thinks and learns like we do. It's superconducting at room temperature.
Other computers are just pocket calculators by comparison.
But why is that so goddamn important, Miles? I really need to know because sometimes I feel like I'm going crazy here.
Baby, I am this close. Come here.
Imagine a jet airliner with a pilot that never gets tired, never makes mistakes... never shows up to work with a hangover.
Meet the pilot.
Why did we get married, Miles? Why did we have these children? You don't need us.
Your heart and your mind are in here. But it doesn't love you like we do.
I'm sorry. Really.
How about spending some time with your other babies?
Raging Waters!